Much thanks to Jason our head of foosball security for his diligent detection and removal of an IFD, an improvised foosball device. One of these was inserted into one of our new Fireball tables in a blatant attempt to disrupt our ongoing effort to install foosball democracy at WBC. It's believed this was the heinous act of a Tornado sleeper cell, however the perps have not yet been apprehended so we can't give out too many details.
What we do know is this: Somewhere around 8:33pm last night, a number of unknown people were observed lurking around the Fireball. Witnesses report having overheard un-subs talking about some "big ass ball" which is identical to what was discovered today in the ball return mechanism. It's clear that Fireball engineers did little or nothing to prevent this kind of attack. A call to the Fireball office has yet to be returned.
Who would do something like this? What is our world coming to?